Aliens are gonna f** us hard,
Big spaceships hovering over our cars
No!
Maybe this ‘every man for himself’ will start to fade
Maybe these feelings of nobility will dissipate
Even Vietnam will be on our side against
The short bald headed b**hes, with the oblong heads
No we’re not talking about the Chinese,
Strictly interplanetary,
Communists fighting with democracy,
Proletariat with bourgeoisie
We’re shooting missiles straight up
into their dispatch bays,
All roads out of town
Soon to be disintegrated
Setting the stage for the slave trade boom, yeah
Watching their shuttles destructing the Hubble -
What’ll we have left to boast
When we’re locked up with our international foes?
Why is it every time I go for a walk through the woods at night
I see a silver disc hovering above me?
A beam of light flashes down from the ship to take me away,
they want my DNA!
If you thought this funny
Wait til you see authority losing control,
Vladimir Putin’s up next for the prisoner an*l probe
The remnants of earth finally reduced to
A common cla**: specimen with red a**es
We’ll be saying:
Where the f** is Will Smith!?