When he was just a little boy He used to hole up in his room all day Reading little boy stories of the heroes in the CIA Now he's all grown up there's a villain to k** He's on a top secret mission with a suicide pill (Chorus) Really what could be more important He's a finger on the iron hand Oh he's a lethal detective man He's got some secret little bu*tons on a panel in his bedroom wall And his high-powered rifle folds as little as a ping-pong ball It's a top-state secret even he don't know So he's trackin' down the soviets, ready, set, go (Chorus) His Bolivian ties are keeping him wise to the Compasino's poses
So he'll blow `em away a couple a day Until their dirty business closes If it's a bit of a shame hell he isn't to blame We got to keep the c**aine out of North American noses Lethal detective man He's into covert operations he can read `em in a dead man's eye He's as stealthy as a leopard when he's tailing all the Kremlin guys So if he don't get shot at if he stays the best He can run it someday from the old man's desk (Repeat Chorus) He's a lethal detective, a lethal detective A little defective, a lethal detective