Big bad boys from outer space - Ultimate Muscle! - here to body slam the human race - Ultimate Muscle!
Wrestlers race to our defense with strength, and speed, and... flatulence? - (pfffft!) - Ultimate Muscle! Ultimate Muscle!
Heroes join the operations from different planets and different nations, there's an intergalactic federation - to monitor the situation, catch each and every confrontation (only broadcast on this station!) - Ultimate Muscle! Ultimate Muscle!
Well up on muscle planet, behind the mask they hid, the face of our new champion, the king there had a kid, kid, kid, kid! Kid Muscle has the power, but he's also kind of nuts, and he could save the universe (if he only had some guts!)
Ultimate Muscle! Ultimate Muscle! Ultimate Muscle!