You wiped your a** with my heart
You flushed all my dreams, you broke Cupid's dart
Ya made me feel common
I'm really bummin' now that
You wiped your a** with my heart
I picked up yer picture
And I threw it against the floor
I drew a 666 on yer forehead
Take that you dirty who*e
I look like a fool to all my friends
Drink till I'm pitiful and then
Upchuck my guts out
Cold showers don't help
Now that you wiped your a** with my heart
I saw you with yer new boyfriend
Arm and arm on the street
He looks so easy to manage
So normal and so neat
I guess your taste is all in your mouth
I'll blow a gourmet dark lunch for you right now
Thank God I'm solo and not that poor mofo
Because you'll wipe your a** with his heart