Charlotte must have made a deal with Athena
But the Spurs Calypso like have you seen her?
Got locked down in this new arena
But then found a way out like see ya
But the C's are, they're f**ing mad
The Sea God dad and they blinded his brat
They'll feel the C's wrath take what they have
Orlando's cursed and can't get back
LeBron is Aeolus he saved the Cavs
But the crew is jealous and opens the bag
They're so off course in their sights they had
A way to get home now they wander sad
The Laestrygonyan Pacers will eat you alive
You come unprepared you won't survive
Hinke's Circe, turned the crew to swine
They just had to dine on that cheese and wine
Another year, they might be fine
Make a deal, but their life's on the line
They popped a Moly don't sweat
They made a sacrafice to the dead
That Siren's song can get in your head
Do a Boogie, to the rocks you're led
The Piston Skylla and got 6 heads
Threw out Charibdys Bucks sank like lead
Phoenix angry cuz the Grizzlies fed
On their sacred cattle, tears were shed
I guess the Hawks are another fake suitor
Test their sk**s misfire as shooters
But the Warriors are real, k** these losers
On the path to Penelope to finally woo her