Welcome to the Land where LeBron says "I rule"
Like Hyrule he's played this game since high school
But I knew a Triforce can bite you
He got the power but his strength confined to
The Golden Land but this paradise mind you
Has turned to evil they need a Link to wind through
And Philly's the Great Deku Tree
Cursed to see they got three weeks to be
It's the end of their run but they're planting the seeds
The d**h of one gives the room to breed
Overrun by monsters named OKC
They k** anyone in the path that they see
Sacramento Kings of Gerudo
Their leaders strong but in the end, well you know
Toronto is like "a**emble the sages!
We got the pieces!" they want their names in the pages
Who the f** wants to be the king of evil? The Rockets
I think they think that effort is feeble
When things go wrong they just blame other people
But the talent is there to right them out is decietful
And Perkins a low level boss
Like Gohma he can try but gets tossed
It's a good thingthese are gameplay phisics
If this was real life no way he stays in this
Steph Curry he's the hero of this story
He's got the wisdom, power, courage so pure
He'll slice right through with his spinning fury
The Lakers and Suns is like a toddlers playing
The gameplay is awful, I'm just saying