Barnes popped like the top of a soda
When the soda gets dropped he done exploded
Or when pop rocks get inside that stomach
Best go get help all his friends are flummoxed
DeRozan or PG that's like Coke or Pepsi
Whose the best? They're testing
Challenge without resting
Philly so Tab. Fans still investing
Feel like they're jesting when they keep suggesting
They're happy digesting this sh**
They say it's the best thing with liquor to sip
Heat Dr. Pepper with their 23 flavors
Savor the way they're constructed with layers
But Hornets shook em up so their stuff went wayward
Hayward out but the Phoenix Suns players like Crystal Pepsi
The outcome is clea, on to the next thing the Spurs appear
Delicious and refreshing they're the OG no fear
Cuz they've owned the market for like a hundred years
Brooklyn Nets are Diet Tab
Their only proponents live life so sad
The Nuggets are the future like weed in pop
Don't exist right now but when they do they're at the top