Win or lose it's binary
If the playoffs real this the primary
Golden State at a winery
While the New York Knicks like Giuliani
They wait and see the latency's complacency
Too late to be the nominee
And injuries make Grizzlies scream like
They want to take it all
But Conley's out with Gasol
They're Howard Dean in 2004 just
Frustration across the nation
The C's McCain in 2000 patient
They'll wait their turn this year they're wasting
They'll reappear all weird complacent
The Magic's gone like a cat in bag
Like the p**y that Hart had to have
The Kings are Bush with first name JEB!
That exclamation points out they're dead
Rockets' head is not right I think
Like Ron Paul Crazy in the way they think
And Dallas so Rick Perry
If they're for real I find that scary
Washington, I've grown wary
Get nothing done but still be merry