[Intro] [Chris Webby] You've now been welcomed to the evil side, better start small When the dark calls, better play it how the cards fall This is hardball, spit so cold your cat stalls Webby got that dark side sh**, Darth Maul Sith lord super shredder with a big sword Jaws in the flesh, you're a kid up on a kick board Nighty night for you the second that they let the shark loose Little footed punks ain't ever f**ing with a shark tooth Webby gonna take ‘em to the dark side Ain't nobody messing when the bars fly Every single one of us going to hell So why not make sure we all fry? This my spot and I call 5′s Gotta chick next to me hog tied Every single b**h in the vicinity better duck for cover The f**in second that the dog bite Ain't nobody crazier than Chris I'ma f** the game raw and have a baby in this b**h So just follow to the dark side GPS, type it in And you will never end up goin home again [Hook] Take a walk into the dark side I don't know just where I'm going, but so far it's been a hell of a ride Welcome to the dark side There's a devil in all us all you gotta do is just let it inside Welcome to the darkside [Emilio Rojas]
It's 2012, and I'm burning anything raw, I get the world done it I'm running and AIDS clinic on a mission to get a new girlfriend And I'm in that waiting room I got em edible arrangements Cuz nothin says let's f** with no rubber like fruit bouquets b**h No WWJD (nah) everyone of my brothers are crazy (nah) It wasn't my mother who raised me (nah) I come from the gutter that made me, huh Finna rock where the blocks is bad And kids go to school through Zombie Land Even though them all live in Crombie Land And nah they don't get drunk they hit Molly man Meth heads on they d**h beds Chicken heads lookin for the next day Her mother was strugglin with addiction So she been into d** since she breast fed So depressed and they no exception No cold edge, just co-defendence Cacant buildings get it for defendants, with vacant stairs, you got no expression Take you there if you want, I got demons boy they do haunt Seein people havin that tone, now that's the reason y'all flaunt I was born with nothin I'ma die for somethin Otherwise I done been alive for nothin I earned it all they provided nothin, even if I have to join the dark side to touch it [Hook]