I remember back when Magic was all I had
Derevi was banned and Venser was bad
Islands we're what David used
And blue was considered "abused"
Joe thought he was big and cool
But would always lose like a fool
His cards may be expensive
But the way he plays is offensive
We call him team "scoop phase"
Mostly because of the way he plays
They say he used to play soccer
But all I see is Jace the Mind Sculptor
This try-hard is full of ben & jerry
He's just a retired gra** fairy