[Hook:] Welcome to the land of the lost Where everything comes with its own cost Ticket, after ticket, after ticket, after ticket Man, dude f** these cops [Verse 1: Chav the Chancer] You know when you reach the 217 Cuz your either on Cloud 9 or seventh heaven I was born to go fast You'll never guess who I pa**ed Got me twenty-four over But hey, at least I was sober Since then I've gotten a lot older Now I'm known as Monti's biggest toker
[Hook:] [Verse 2: Landon Nevada] Whatever Lance wants to Rap [Hook:] [Verse 3: Chav the Chancer] Born on the east side Raised on twelve-fifty-five Going fast is exactly what I do 03 Impala can handle 102 Some say I'm on salt But I disagree If only you were there n***a, it wasn't my fault! Ma always told me they were strict Now I know why he was such a prick He was always judged as a kid For being known as Mr. Small Dick