[Hook:]
Welcome to the land of the lost
Where everything comes with its own cost
Ticket, after ticket, after ticket, after ticket
Man, dude f** these cops
[Verse 1: Chav the Chancer]
You know when you reach the 217
Cuz your either on Cloud 9 or seventh heaven
I was born to go fast
You'll never guess who I pa**ed
Got me twenty-four over
But hey, at least I was sober
Since then I've gotten a lot older
Now I'm known as Monti's biggest toker
[Hook:]
[Verse 2: Landon Nevada]
Whatever Lance wants to Rap
[Hook:]
[Verse 3: Chav the Chancer]
Born on the east side
Raised on twelve-fifty-five
Going fast is exactly what I do
03 Impala can handle 102
Some say I'm on salt
But I disagree
If only you were there
n***a, it wasn't my fault!
Ma always told me they were strict
Now I know why he was such a prick
He was always judged as a kid
For being known as Mr. Small Dick