I got drunk at the bar, took a cab to my car
Drove my drunk a** home
What the hell was I thinking, to do much drinking
And I didn't wanna be alone
So I called up my baby, I was thinking just maybe
She could come my way tonight
But she could tell I wasn't sober so she wouldn't come over
So I thought maybe I just might
Call my ex lover, but she couldn't take another
One night stand with me
My night should have been done but I wanted more fun
And I'm footloose and fancy free
Drink after drink my nights come alive
The more I think about it how the hell did I survive
All the things I've done over the years
I ain't taken the blame on this one lets blame it on the beers
I knew I was in trouble when I started seeing double
But I pressed on anyway
I had my mind set that I was gonna get
The girl to come and play
So I got in my car to drive to the bar
Where this crazy night was born
Then I said oh sh** and I heard the siren hit
And the cop blowing on his horn
I fell asleep at the light and it was a scary sight
When the got me to the side of the road
Blew a point two oh was a hell of a show
Damn I wish I just never drove
Drink after drink my nights come alive
The more I think about it how the hell did I survive
All the things I've done over the years
I ain't taken the blame on this one lets blame it on the beers
So I'm stuck in jail no cash to pay bail
But I get my one phone call
I call my best friend he says he did it again
Man we really got to talk
You got to calm your a** down lay off the crown
This is getting out of hand
I say I'm sorry dude I don't mean to be rude
But I cant say no to a free kick stand
He says you're gonna get k**ed if you don't chill
But I don't like his advice
When I get my rum I have so much fun
Sweet tea just wont suffice
You may look at me and think I've lost all common sense
No matter how you look at it I sure as hell lost my innocence
But I have a good excuse please listen up in here
It ain't me doing these crazy things lets blame it on the beer
Drink after drink my nights come alive
The more I think about it how the hell have I survive
All the things I've done over the years
I ain't taken the blame on this one lets blame it on the beers