Everyone's on about Boogie on the radio, Boogie's pretty big down in the disco
Its all Boogie, Boogie, Boogie everywhere,
And not a mention of Woogie and I dont think its fair.
Poor old Mr Woogie
Now Boogie got started along long time ago,
Boogie-Woogie was around long before the discos,
Now, Boogie had a partner and thats who I'm on about
Boogie's doing alright but Mr Woogie's been aimed out
Poor old Mr Woogie, someone took Boogie away, poor old Mr Woogie,
Now when the two were together they had the right chemistry,
But some know-nothing elbowed poor old Woogie
Now Boogie's on his own and he must be making a mint,
Boogie's doing alright, but poor old Woogie's skint
Poor old Mr Woogie,
Now if they ever made a come-back together what a day that would be,
And it would make a few bob for poor old Woogie,
Now you'd think old Boogie would help out his mate, now wouldn't ya a?
But perhaps he thinks old Woogie's had his day
Poor old Mr Woogie, someone took Boogie away, poor old Mr Woogie,
Poor old Mr Woogie, someone took Boogie away, poor old Mr Woogie