[Round 1: Charron]
Ayo your raps are fly
In this battle he's going to smash me guy
Yeah, and I was the valedictorian at St. Matthew's High
If you tanned you'd die
This ain't a friendly fight you Vegemite
Your skin's so effing white your skin makes Betty White look like Wesley Snipes
Your girl's raunchy and itching, you should honestly listen
She's like a 420 blunt at Parliament Hill, everyone in Ottawa's hit it
You don't have to offer cash and I promise you that
That b**h is like the 95 bus for free everyone just hops on the back
You look like Exorcist has the flu
He don't wear condoms when he taps the slew and that sh**'s true
Cause when you look this sick H.I.V. is afraid of catching you
In Call Of Duty he's a dying Nazi
Judging by your body this guy is probably an albino zombie that's high on oxy
I run Canada, you've been matched against Harper
You ain't in the Grand Prix cause no one wanted to be your battling partner
You make me look African, you should tan and get darker
It looks like the last time you hit crack it hit you back even harder
So get your life together you haven't seen your daughter in months
It's time to lay off the crack and take a crack at being a father for once
[Round 2: Charron]
Organik said battling Nat Select is something you're gonna just regret
I mean, I wanted to battle Pesci but that choke in the last round is the closest that I'll get
And I do know his daughter from school it's some facts
She gave me brains and she didn't tutor me in cla**
Yo and he talked about flipping like Mario I'm down to fight
I'm a f**ing nerd it ain't about Counter Strike
When I do this I rebu*tal boom boom I'm Mario I'm allowed to fight
Cause his girl is like Mario and Luigi going down the pipe
Listen Crack Select
He's been writing songs for plenty of time hoping the deals will be getting in line
It's ironic your ex-girlfriend's deaf and you still never been signed
Wait, that wasn't that mean y'all don't gotta go shout
I was blocking my mouth she'll have no idea what I'm talking about
Your drug addiction will leave you a dead man
He'd s** dick for Coke...in a red can
His ex-girlfriend's about to get HAM
Cause I bet that her favorite music label is Def Jam
And her favorite rapper is Mos Def
Yo poverty is near, you are jobless and it's clear
Let's get his daughter up in here and make Jon Benet's dad look like father of the year
Yo she's not that old but in a few years she'll be like how Roberto Luongo is known
Various black objects will go through her legs when she's not at home
So watch your tone and show advice
Just cause you're pale as Casper doesn't mean you have to be a ghost in her life
You're almost as white as D-Lor
Jesus man, Nat definitely stands for Needs A Tan
[Round 3: Charron]
He just said I'm gonna have to take a seat
b**h, everything you spit is make belief
After this motherf**er, you're a goalie and can't take the crease
We're in Ottawa and you're getting shut down like the Maple Leafs
And the rubber ducky in the tub, that's honestly swirl
No what else happened to your daughter? She was raised by the worst father in the world
You look like a drug mule from front to bottom
Rubbers filled with d** are stuffed in his stomach often
One time they exploded inside and Customs caught him
So in more than one way your life has been f**ed over by busted condoms
You owe Dan Lebiaye five bills, this queer should just pay
One time you heard he was coming to your house, you called the cops cause you feared you were prey
He threw you to the ground and the place had you saved from some serious pain
It's like Super Nintendo, as soon as you push down Select help appears right away
I know you've endured a lot of pain
In a weird way you remind me of the King Of The Dot chain
You've been kicked out of all your relatives houses they wanted you to be gone
So just like the King Of The Dot chain no one could hold onto you for long
You dated a girl from the states who made you skip church to do yay' a lot
So just like the chain an American took you away from G.O.D
It's intervention time you haven't seen your daughter in forever
My battle verses are really a family talking through a letter
From now on you'll be clean, drop the rock, stop and just get better
So just like the chain the whole world's about to see you taken off of a Bender