[Round 1: Chilla Jones]
He's a Canadian Crip y'all, hate him or love him
I figured with that reputation you wouldn't make it through customs
I never knew there was a Grape Street in Ottawa
Shouldn't you be gang banging or something? Aiming and dumping
A lot of battlers say that you're fronting but I get it bro
This geeky image you display is nothing but a front
To keep your gangsta self away from the public
I overheard a few ladies discussing how they here to see they Canadian husband
Right?
sh**, I thought they was speaking about Pat Stay...but they wasn't
They said your skinny muscleless frame is irresistible
Though most women say it's disgusting
These chicks, can't wait til you touch them
They're praying you f** them
How do you do it bro? Is it good conversation?
Quick advances when you get the chances? Wait...you into dancing?
Screw it, let's not play stupid, he isn't handsome
He's awkward as hell plus his wardrobe works to his disadvantage
Cause, everything you own says Virgin, you Richard Branson
Just glancing, I can tell you a virgin, it's in the way that you stand
When Bonnie went for your privates I bet you came in your pants
For three rounds, you told us how the p**y stunk on some skunk sh**
How she's a s*ut b**h, that jumped ship to s** dick
But it's funny the minute she had your c*nt gripped you loved it
She tried to dick check and grabbed you by the p**y on some Trump sh**
Now last year I seen some chump sh**
He had his eye on [?] but another battler bagged her
Let her feel a peen (Philippine) all night long
Boy you were so distraught, that next day that young boy put an end to ya (India), did this guy wrong
Either he didn't care for his career or he into (Oriental) losing cause he ain't even [?]
Let bygones be bygones
Or you gon' be dropping tears/tiers for being too dramatic
Even if Math said he was mean, all it would mean is dude is average
I set a light (satellite) on top to Dish out pain when I'm shooting ratchets
Yeah, ten'll (antenna) Clear things up
Get the picture? That's what I use for static
But it ain't all about suits and caskets, generally I'd slide across your hood to prove these Dukes are Hazard
You 'bout to lose a cla**ic, and get your mic jacked (Mike Jack')
It's like moonwalking cause your feet (defeat) got you moving backwards
Yeah I had a da feet/defeat bar!
I had to see what it was hitting for, I got the winning score
You think not? You misinformed, you gotta listen more
n***as is getting Dumb & Dumber if they can't see how I'm whipping dawg
This undercover cop, lying/lion on his shield like Gryffindor
Now is you spitting or dancing?
My question is, what you be doing with your hands?
Are you seizing while you're scheming?
Are you moving in a trance?
Are you trying to do The Robot?
A flying judo chop?
Maybe you practicing both
Maybe you sleepwalking while dreaming you're air traffic control
But you are not a Crip
You're a door to door energy salesman in Ottawa
Stop acting like you're from the hoodest spots
But you being a Crip, maybe that's something I shouldn't mock
Clearly he is good with Watts
So if Charron tells y'all that he lit my whole block up...believe him
I mean he's not fronting
I just wouldn't expect to see cops coming from Glocks dumping
It's cause he had a good week, sh** my whole street bump from him
How could I [?]
My bad, you should start your round, "Hi Dad. I'm a fly lad."
So many checks on me I'm a walking Nike ad
Tell your crew, if I put hands on a square it's not an iPad
Whoever feel a way about sh** that Chilla say
Throw your dukes up when you slide past
And I be waiting, trying to hit a gang of chins like a war with the Triads
I'm in my bag
So get in yours and hold it down like me
Cause you ain't never stood in front of three rounds like these
Boss Town!
[Round 1: Charron]
Y'all heard him bring up *Dumb & Dumber* right?
I'm going against a known veteran
It's like when that dude ate a burger with the dudes from *Dumb & Dumber*
Cause you gon' die when I give you a taste of your own medicine
Who y'all gon' ride with?
If there's Coke I'll pop cans for cream so da-don't you try this
Got a lil' ahead of yourself, thinking he's the fliest
I've seen better delivery from women with the Zika Virus
He'll be like, "My first opponent was Cee Major
I'm looking at you but I don't see major
I graduated marine biology, I'm a sea major"
Well here's another h*mophone that seem major
At the airport, he called me a "retard" yesterday
But I have the best drive way, it was re-tarred yesterday
That's every bar you spit, they think it's the hardest sh**
All you do is repeat the same thing like girlfriends in an argument
You don't buy her a 100 bullets, you inspire a 100 Bulletz
So if I Snicker he'll pull bu*terfinger and [?] will be split
I'll put a bounty on your head if you don't quit that scheme sh**
Stop using Google to make a list of things hit
I ain't usually the one to bar (Wunderbar) out, but I'll settle the Score since he missed a big (Mr. Big) hint
Bars
Now I'm giving him schemes
Little did he know I had a couple Twix up my sleeve
Cause if you do a**ociative wordplay I'll shoot you sixty times
While you list your rhymes I'll bring a clip this wide
And reload after every bar like Bamalam when he's spitting grime
[?[ just died, coffin; sit inside
Hands across his chest; British pride
Having the best pen is what you symbolize
You're not the king, those are Simba lies
Your girl wet, when it's head first like a Slip N Slide
Nothing but gangs on that couch like it's Simpson's time
You're from Boston, but they're asleep while you're spitting
Rhymes
Your city bombs marathons, you should make the crowd explode when you finish lines
Yo yo when you finish lines....
Y'all think that I'm choking? I ain't trying to think of rhymes
The reason I froze up in this time cause they haven't seen a Chilla (chiller) body since Walt Disney died
Writing's your only strength, you'll need charisma to cook me
For claiming your pen-a-trait (penetrate) I'm going in on this p**y
Your schemes? Make me wanna start stabbing stuff
Serial/cereal k**er, leave your roof cut like Capt'n Crunch
You're not believable, that's why you ain't on Smack too much
You're such a b**h you'll probably get hit by a Raptor punch
Doing two on twos? You rap too much
With Danja Zone, you just had a Big L with Kane, that's Platinum Plus
You know Danger Zone, Big L, Big Daddy Kane, Platinum Plus
Bonnie's best material; that was nuts
You claim you have a 100 K's and make your cannon bust
I put up a 100K to call a Cannon's bluff
I hate people who write their rounds like you
They say I pray on the URL, that's downright true
So I may have battled dudes who sound like you
But I made a name for myself off of k**ing clowns like you
Smack k**er
[Round 2: Chilla Jones] {11:00}
You call yourself The Smack k**er