(My greenhorn cousin came to me, beautiful,
With cheeks like red oranges,
Eyes like heaven in the springtime,
And feet that wanted to dance.
As the years pa**ed, she became a ruin.
She gathered paychecks week by week
Until nothing was left of her.)
Today, when I meet my cousin and I ask her:
"How ya doing, greenhorn?"
She sighs, and I read from her expression:
"Columbus' land should burn!"