Long ago
In the far away land of ancient Greece
There was a golden age of powerful gods and extraordinary heros
And the greatest and strongest of all these heros
Was the mighty Hercules
But what is the measure of a true hero?
Now, that is where our story-
Will you listen to him?
He's making this story sound like some Greek tradgedy
Lighten up, dude
We'll take it from here darling!