When I got up this morning I found I was alone
I had to do something real quick
Before my mind was gone
Then all at once it hit me, I knew just what I'd do
I'd go and fill me something to replace my lovin' you
I'll build me a swimming pool and fill it full of beer
And I won't care if you don't ever come back around here
I'll be laying around the bottom drinking away my fear
I'm gonna build me a swimming pool and fill it full of beer
I'll have it made with my 5000 gallons of pure malt
And all around the pool
I'll have me shakers filled with salt
To make my beer taste better when I go jumping in
I won't care where you've run off to
And I won't care where you've been
I'll build me a swimming pool and fill it full of beer...