I've practiced in the mirror
I've got the clapping part down
But you'll never see it unless
Each of my dozen friends are around
I'm an individual
A human being with a mind of my own
And you can't tell me sh**
So at the show, you pussies on the floor
Can bet that the only reason that you're alive
Is cuz I haven't k**ed you yet and that's because
I'm a freethinker, so I can f**ing point and sing
Even when there isn't even any f**ing music playing
I'm a human being with a mind of my own
And I think for myself
All the time when my friends come over
And watch the X-Files