You f**ing girls, I've got enough problems as it is
I'm sick of all these flings ending up like sh**
How come all of a sudden I'm caught up in such a mess?
Just like Ursula, I need something off my chest:
I can't f**ing take this. I'm going insane
Cuz dealing with the ladies ain't my favorite game
To all of you liking me doesn't matter anymore
And why do I always end up feeling like a who*e?
I'm sick of feeling bad for something I didn't do
And to think that all my problems are because of you
Is probably the most f**ed up thing in the entire world
Now my life is hell cuz of a stupid girl
And just because I'm 19 and at my s**ual peak
Doesn't mean that I wanna f** you!
I can't f**ing take this. I'm going insane
Cuz dealing with the ladies ain't my favorite game
To all of you liking me doesn't matter anymore
And why do I always end up feeling like your f**ing who*e?