[Pre-Intro: CJ & Bonnie]
So, you're telling me you actually want me to write a rap song for a scholarship?
[Bonnie]
Yes Charlie, you made the Fire EP, it was awesome! You know you can do it
[CJ]
Mom, you understand that, like, my rap career is a joke, right? Like, I don't have talent
[Bonnie]
There's a lot of money at stake here, this scholarship-
[CJ]
Alright, alright, run the beat. I'm married to the money
[Intro: CJ]
Alright
RIP
To my boy
Yeah, pour one out for him
Make sure it's water or
Capri sun or
Hit that scholarship cut, man!
CJ!
Rest in peace
[Verse 1]
Let me tell you bout a guy I was like that with
Name redacted
Everything was chill with us until he drove distracted
Took his brand new whip for a trip then crashed it
He met his God that day, he was Catholic
He was texting a girl who he thought was attractive
By the time he reacted
The impact had happened and he hadn't adapted
[Hook]
Don't drive distracted
I can't sing so I'll rap it
Write it up on the dashboard
In silver gold or platinum
It's a major attraction
Understand the detraction
Cause you'll get in an accident
Pay the fine lose your house and
[Verse 2]
Talk about another homie
Car was an oldie, tires chromey
From Missouri, plate said show me
He was cruising, perusing for music including
Ba** heavy with low keys, lowkey
Drinking coffee with no cream
At the same time his hand was on the radio key
Steering with nothing, only his sole knee
Like it was no feat
Though he was in the hospital for like 4 weeks
Now we drive and he gets cold feet
I'm not joking
He hurt the whole team
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
So next time you're in the car and your hotline's blinging
Or you've got the aux cord and you're online streaming
Make sure you keep your eyes unblinking
Because you want to drive
Have good times
With your friends
Not talk about those times and face d**h
(Preach)
[Outro]
Alright
Yeah, go ahead, run that beat out
No, not this part of the beat
Oh my god, this is terrible
Who let me do this? I have no talent at all
Man, dammit Mom
Dammit