Grinding off the neighbor's cat
Baggy shorts and stupid hat
halfpipe hero I am not
Where's the brakes, I cannot stop
Scootering, scootering, scootering and free
Me and my skuda wrapped 'round a tree
The local park is really fun
Skating with my skating chums
Elevator off the wall
f** me, not another fall
Now I'm lying in this bed
Broken arm and busted leg
I wished I'd never had gone riding
I should have taken up hang gliding