[Intro]
Yeah, mother f**ers
Oh yeah, this is a solo rap
Most of them are
Yo, man I just feel like I'm in the temple of doom
[Verse 1]
I got up this morning, I'm tired as hell
Went to the living room for stories to tell
I noticed my friend was sniffin' coke so I spend all my money til I became broke
Life is funny, isn't it but my friend is always needing a piss and a sh**
So I went back upstairs to change my underwear
I noticed I have no public hair
My friend must have shaved it off for weed and coke but I don't care
I got dressed into my day jammies and combed my hair
I hopped outside to the shops before seeing a train chased by the cops
I visited my school to say hello but I forgot where it was so I stood with a pause
Played GTA all day until I found a game with a low pay
Went into a bath to get cleaned up
I spewed after my friend watched 2 girls 1 cup
I ran outside and took his d**
Dumped it in the bags and some under the rugs
Played a game on my Nintendo but the game restarted and went slow
I spoke to my girl for advice
She said to help me calm down eat curry, chips and fried rice
[Hook 2x]
When I have low self esteem I sit in my room feeling like the temple of doom
I said when I have low self esteem I sit in my room feeling like the temple of doom
[Verse 2]
Now things are just so bad when it arrives
Known this man years ago with 2 wifes
I dont know whats wrong with me, I am just feeling sickly
I need to get out of bed but I can't
My friend ran into my room and squashed an ant
It's almost tea time so I am going to sit down and write a rhyme
My girl committed a crime
I know you're disappointed but the cops are not here yet
My friend was too busy in the bookies placing a bet
Comes next day and Kid Beatz calls me saying when is he featured in a rap
I said my next one after my 2nd one but my 3rd could be crap
[Hook 2x]
When I have low self esteem I sit in my room feeling like the temple of doom
I said when I have low self esteem I sit in my room feeling like the temple of doom
[Break]
Homies in the temple and homies in the doom, when I am naughty I get sent my room
[Verse 3]
I built my own recording studio in my room
Watched a movie about a bride who k**ed the groom
After the movie I played some records on my turntable
Got a knife because my TV went static and got a bad shock after cutting the cable
I think my head is busted but it's really nothing, only a concussion
I ripped up my old rap lyrics by accident
Saw someone buying a house up for rent
Dressed like Superman with hair like Clark Kent
Watched a comedy film and laughed til I died
My friend ran into my room and cried
Played a game on my PS 2 because his pet died
Fallin head first as I fell
Seeing thousands of houses going to sell
Pain in my side so f**in' painful
Called my friend to give me a pot of gold from a rainbow
I can't remember people when I have not seen them for a long time
My friend phoned the feds cause he thought I committed a crime
I can't mind my head when my pal thinks he's dead
Sat down on the chair to watch a Disney movie
I then watched Austin Powers and felt so f**in' groovy
Went into the kitchen to make a banana smoothie
Damn, how does time fly?
I remembered back in the day when I was dead shy
I talk more now so I wonder why
Already seven, so I am going to untangle my tie
Got dressed into my night jammies to get under the covers with my teddies
Got the CDs of my rack on the wall
Gave Kid Beatz an unsuspected call
Done a prank call and pretended I'm Satan
Got sent out for a beaten
My style is new and my mind is old but it also is a bit cold
I looked at a p**n mag and said sh**, she's fit
I turned on my TV and listened to Simply the best
I am going to take a selfie and my hair is a mess
I grabbed the brush because I was in a rush
Fell onto the bathroom floor, banged my head off the door
Damn, I better listen to music that's not that hardcore
Phoned the hospital, got angry and started to cuss and swear
I think it might help if I say f** you doc but instead he tracked me down and hurt me with a rock
He is now locked up in a police cell
I brought hundreds of books so that I have more stories to tell
[Hook]
When I have low self esteem I sit in my room feeling like the temple of doom
I said when I have low self esteem I sit in my room feeling like the temple of doom
[Break]
Ha, I am feeling so good now but I have no clue how
[Outro]
Temple of doom is when you feel down
When you have a low self esteem and feeling like a clown
I sometimes have those kind of days but right now I am happy as a temple of boom