I will tell you a poem that really pretty funny
With Yo Sam, Daffy, and of course me
Yosemite Sam with two guns in his hands
Seems to be the dumbest in all the land
He rides a mule, which to me is a horse
He "yells" at me in a voice so coarse
Then there's Daffy, who tries to outsmart me
He only succeeds in really bugging me
It seems that ACME stuff he must have hired
But all his plans seem to backfire
Then there's a cute little bird by the name of Tweety
He really is Granny's sweetie
Sylvester tries to eat him
But Tweety always gets 'em
Then we have a Porky Pig
He thinks he's lean but he's really big
He stutters more than a frightened bat
Now what do you think about that?
Roadrunner goes beep beep beep
While Wile C. tries to eat eat eat
He gets his stuff all from ACME
The things that really amuse me
Then there's me I'm not a parrot
I like to eat a lot of carrots
Saying stuff, "Eh, what's up doc,"
My name is Bugs but that's what I'm not
With two long ears, I'm rather cunning
I'm no one else but me...