[Verse 1:]
Stevey and the champagne lad
Malt liquor mondays in the sea of green eyes
In the room babe
Kelly turn 17
Christian in her Christianity
With Peter [?] delta chi
Lame white socks pulled up you were tongue tied
And midnight walking down the hall
She took off her clothes and you cannonballed
[Chorus:]
The dormitory there's a plot and a story
It's been written and it has been told
And it's a hundreds of thousands of year old
There is a punk
Whoa oh oh oh oh
And a villain
Whoa oh oh oh oh
And the winner
Whoa oh oh oh oh
You're the villain
You came running through the front door
In the middle of the night
You were screaming and shouting
Told you turn on all the lights
I could tell that there were something wrong
Yeah there were something wrong
Unexplainable which didn't quite believe
He thought he saw a shadow in the dark
[Verse 2:]
[?] madre [?] and her dad brother and sister too
That looked up to Jesus like overachievers and
You wondering where the hell you'd ended up
And as a soph*more pretending to rewrite the ending
The rules you were bending for just the night
A second chance to change history
And say the words you left a mystery
[Chorus]
[Outro:]
He saw a shadow In the dark [x3]
Whoa oh oh [x6]