[Verse 1: PiGPEN]
I rent a car, rent a cop, rent a bar, rent a hot s*ut
Threesome, I'm in her bu*t
The rent-a-cop's c*nt food
b**h waving her tits out the sunroof
"Who's driving this motherf**er?"
I dunno, some dude, who cares man? f** you
Grab an Irish Cream from out the bar
Make women Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Stoned as Pompeii, s**ing that Bombay
f** what you were gonna say, pa** that
Cuz I just wanna put my penis in her a** crack
And move it up and down like the Nasdaq
Me? I'm Berlusconi at a bunga-bunga
It'll hurt you only the first time I tongue ya
Cuz they brought me girls who's ages was under
And to each one I said "younger! younger!"
[Verse 2: PiGPEN & Cashlin]
Yo Cashlin (yeah Pen?)
You know that chick that works down at the Baskin
Robbins? You know that one that hot one?
That hipster chick with the eclectic fashion
(Yeah I f**ed her last week, now my pubes rashin')
(I f**ed her so hard she thought I was a man of pa**ion)
(I just wanted to cum and I did on her gla**es)
(She was just a skeevy hipster boney white a**ed b**h)
Is that what you imagined when you were jackin'
Off, I know you haven't talked to Jasmine
(Imagine? You think I like the p**y I've been havin'?)
(Ask the b**h yourself I'll get better ratings than Mad Men)
Well if it happened like that then, It shouldn't matter
That I f**ed her a** in the back of her Datsun
(Damn that's hot, I'll think of that when I'm fappin')
Screw that I'll bring her over, lets get some action!