{Verse 1}
I'm addicted to sh*ttin’ on everybody's vision (Yuh)
All my bros are just buddies with all these sexy women (Buddies)
In the friend zone they listen to all their problems
Acknowledging that they probably fallin' for her edition of the truth (Whoa)
But wheres the fu*king proof? (Yuh)
I spilled my seed like fruits
Now my kid is almost two
Sike!
I practice abstinence as I’m off some acid tabs
Lit off magic caps
I'm the baddest motherfu*ker in the atlas
And encyclopedia (Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya!)
So beam me up (Beam me up)
Like fu*k the fu*kin' media
I'm devious
I love to breath the helium
I'm puffin so much tree that I might just have leukemia (*cough*)
There's no one greedier I be so disobedient
I'm going crazy man I might have schizophrenia
This b*tch think she so pretty, huh?
I know she has chlamydia (Chlamydia!)
She looks like she just came up out the pond like she amphibian
I hate her boyfriend but I pity him
I'm chilling with the Slytherins
I’m serious
I’m in the cafeteria
Just causing mass hysteria
It's scary, huh?
How I’m getting drunk with an Aquarius
Hilarious (Ha-ha-ha-ha)
Your b*tch is fu*kin' hideous (Ew!)
My bars are just the wittiest (Yeah)
Don't get it you an idiot (Dumbass)
The silliest (b*tch)
All my affiliates
Go so Odysseus
Just racking up the billions
Oblivious
Stuck in the wilderness
I'm feeling generous
With my degenerates
We eating good that’s that photosynthesis
My prototype is finished with if you adventurous
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Jesus Christ
Little b*tch, what? (Yuh!)
{Verse 2}
I'm the cleverest
Just check the rhetoric (Check it, check it)
It may not be your preference but I am just the best at this
I'm rocking leopard prints
And making references to my irrelevance
I really have no leverage (Uh)
I'm high as Everest (Uh)
Respecting veterans (Yo)
Expecting reverence from my confederates
We murderous
No b*tches flirt with us except the perfect ones
It's effortless
The David Letterman of pounding beverages
I'm severing the head of anyone who thinks they better than
Grisson (Nah)
That's pure fiction
Yuh!