{Verse 1} I'm addicted to sh*ttin’ on everybody's vision (Yuh) All my bros are just buddies with all these sexy women (Buddies) In the friend zone they listen to all their problems Acknowledging that they probably fallin' for her edition of the truth (Whoa) But wheres the fu*king proof? (Yuh) I spilled my seed like fruits Now my kid is almost two Sike! I practice abstinence as I’m off some acid tabs Lit off magic caps I'm the baddest motherfu*ker in the atlas And encyclopedia (Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya!) So beam me up (Beam me up) Like fu*k the fu*kin' media I'm devious I love to breath the helium I'm puffin so much tree that I might just have leukemia (*cough*) There's no one greedier I be so disobedient I'm going crazy man I might have schizophrenia This b*tch think she so pretty, huh? I know she has chlamydia (Chlamydia!) She looks like she just came up out the pond like she amphibian I hate her boyfriend but I pity him I'm chilling with the Slytherins I’m serious I’m in the cafeteria Just causing mass hysteria It's scary, huh?
How I’m getting drunk with an Aquarius Hilarious (Ha-ha-ha-ha) Your b*tch is fu*kin' hideous (Ew!) My bars are just the wittiest (Yeah) Don't get it you an idiot (Dumbass) The silliest (b*tch) All my affiliates Go so Odysseus Just racking up the billions Oblivious Stuck in the wilderness I'm feeling generous With my degenerates We eating good that’s that photosynthesis My prototype is finished with if you adventurous {Segue} Jesus Christ Little b*tch, what? (Yuh!) {Verse 2} I'm the cleverest Just check the rhetoric (Check it, check it) It may not be your preference but I am just the best at this I'm rocking leopard prints And making references to my irrelevance I really have no leverage (Uh) I'm high as Everest (Uh) Respecting veterans (Yo) Expecting reverence from my confederates We murderous No b*tches flirt with us except the perfect ones It's effortless The David Letterman of pounding beverages I'm severing the head of anyone who thinks they better than Grisson (Nah) That's pure fiction Yuh!