You walked into the party At eight oclock on the dot You brought with you your mango juice You thought it was apricot You had one eye on the TV As you watched the stars gavotte And in your own dream you thought They'd be your partner They'd be your partner, and.... Chorus: Youre mundane Youve never heard a song thats about you Youre mundane Youve never heard a song thats about you Have you? Have you? You tried a girlfriend several years ago Who was anything but naive You met online and you had your date
But when she wanted to conceive You gave to her your grandmas ring And said you would never leave You watched her drink The last of the six pack Last of the six pack and.... Chorus Well you took a puff several years ago And saw the universe unfold The flashbacks come every now and then But it was parsley that we rolled Youre where you should be all the time There really is no myth No underworld spy Is your close friend Except on the weekend Chorus