You and I have a problem
We don't even know it
You told me you'd come to my show
But you ended up in the shopping mall
Shopping for your clothes
You ended up in the shopping mall
Shopping for your clothes
You told me that you'd come to my show
You ended up in the shopping mall
Shopping for your clothes
Care
I don't care
I just like living in this city
I don't care about clothes
My name is Cannonball Statman
I'm a labrador retriever
I don't care about clothes
You and I have a problem
I don't even know it
I told you
I'd come to your show
But I ended up somewhere else
Playing my own show
I ended up somewhere else
Playing my own show
I told you that I'd come to your show
I ended up somewhere else
Playing my own show
Care
I don't care
I just like living in this city
I don't care about shows
My name is Cannonball Statman
I'm a labrador retriever
I don't care about shows
Third verse
Same as the first
A little bit louder
And a little bit worse
You and I have a problem
We don't even know it
You told me you'd come to my show
But you ended up in the shopping mall
Shopping for your clothes
You ended up in the shopping mall
Shopping for your clothes
You told me that you'd come to my show
You ended up in the shopping mall
Shopping for your clothes
Care
I don't care
I just like living in this city
I don't care about clothes
My name is Cannonball Statman
I'm a labrador retriever
I don't care about clothes
You have a problem
You don't even know it
You are only human
But I'm part human and I'm part dog
I'm part human and I'm part dog
You are only human
I'm part human and I'm part dog
Care
I don't care
I just like living in this city
I'm part human and part dog
My name is Cannonball Statman
I'm a labrador retriever
I'm part human and part dog