The nicest boy in town says Patty hello
And she turns and walks away
She has some better thing to do
But when another boy comes strolling along
And he's bitter and forlorn
Like an April snow she's through
In his tortured eyes
She sees a new way to give and help and please
And then Patty melts, cause he's the one
Patty melts, and she's all done
And will she lie and will she hide every tear that her easy heart can spill
Oh yes I've seen it all before
Watch him ring her like a damp little dish rag and wipe the floor
Until she doesn't want him and more
So he falls down on his knees
And he pours his pain like antifreeze
And then Patty melts cause he's the one
Patty melts and she's all done
Patty melts away, but I hear her say
Well love isn't always happy
Can she understand on the other hand its not misery
In his tragic eyes sees a new way to give and help and please and then
Patty melts cause he's the one
Patty melts and she's all done
Patty Melts on his tongue
Patty melts and she's all done