Roger Wingtip is my dentist
There?s no one can compare
When he talks about bicuspids
He makes you really care
I once chewed three packs of licorice
To spend more time in his chair
Roger Wingtip is my dentist
There?s no one can compare
Oh Roger
You cause me pain
An ache that cannot be diminished
With Novocain
Oh Roger
When we?re apart
It feels like root can*l
Of the heart
One day I got the chance to tell him
What I had to say
I said " I rink I ruv ru"
But his hands got in the way
He looked at me and said
"Yes, I think the weather?s fine today"
Only once I got the chance to tell him
What I had to say