[VERSE 1]
Hundred million dollar collar
That I wear around my dick
Tiny diamond sweater
That is also around my dick
I got too much money, man
It's too much to handle
Burn a billion bennies over
My trillion dollar candle
My butler's name is Mike
But I still call him Randall
I pay him 40k to wear
Cargo shorts and sandals
I got gold grills
Made out of pure gold
I got 'em in my mouth
And in my bu*t hole
Haircut at the great clips
Get the double VIP
I'd rather burn my f**ing money
Than leave a TIP
I'll pay a stupid motherf**er
Just to say GIP
Funky colors, looking down they shirts
And spelling ATTIC
I buy up all the p**y that's
Attached to cla**y b**hes
And if that b**h a squirter
Then I pay her not to finish
But if she didn't listen
She best to not get skittish
When I open up my an*s
And drop some f**ing "sh**tage"
You know I'm getting in it
I'm f**ing 40 women
120 holes like a
Game of f**ing cribbage
[HOOK]
I'm up inside your face
With all of my possessions
Don't you try to hide it
Cuz I know yo a** is jealous
I'm up inside your face
With all of my possessions
Don't you try to hide it
Cuz I know yo a** is jealous, b**h
[VERSE 2]
Wheelchair on my dick
Equipped with a PS3
Hanging from that sh**
Like a f**ing STD
Made my first billion and
I remember spending it
On a diamond chain with the
Royal baby on the end of it
Chain wrapped around its neck
While it dangle by my William
I call my dick the prince cuz
It's been up inside Kate Middleton
That b**h s**ed my dick
While I was sitting on the throne
Jay-Z and Kanye watched
As the Duchess gave me dome
This is why I'm better
Than everyone on earth
Kiss my a** and s** my dick
While I finish out this verse, KP
Goddamnit I'm the man
You're a motherf**ing f*ggot
Everything you own is h*mo
Sexual and made of plastic
Your bank account is small
In comparison to mine
You don't even have enough
To make it rain inside a Vine
But I can make it hurricane
40 days and 40 nights
You can call me Noah
Cuz I Noah got the rice
I'm f**ing up your ceaseless life
By cumming in your bleeding wife
And our ba*tard daughter choke
To d**h upon my penis lice
[HOOK]
I'm up inside your face
With all of my accomplishments
I've k**ed so many families
And you f**ers ain't accomplished sh**
I'm up inside your face
With all of my accomplishments
I've raped so many babies
And you f**ers ain't accomplished sh**
[VERSE 3]
I buy so many d**
And I do them all at once
Bought 30 pounds of marijuana
And smoked 1000 blunts
My blood is pure ketamine
Xannies falling out of my rump
You say I'm a drug addict
Well, I say that you're a c*nt
I can stop being awesome
Whenever the f**s I want
You can keep s**ing up cum
Like a motherf**ing penis pump
If you want to get on my level
Then your a** is gonna get shunt
Closest you'll ever get to me is
Eating corn out of my dump
I got the biggest bluest cutest eyes
I'm a muthaf**in cutie pie
And I drive an L-A-M-B
O-R-G-H-I-N-I
I sleep in a pile of money
Every motherf**ing night
I be up inside Uran*s
Cuz it stretches past the sky
Don't ever for a second think
I'll give your a** a dime
Cuz I accumulated this profit
f** off from me, it's mine
I'm a "cover your loved ones in
My feekle matter" kind of guy
I'll sh** into your mother's mouth
Whether or not she is alive
[HOOK]
I'm up inside your face
With all my diarrhea
You drink my liquid sh**
Like it's a f**ing lime-a-rita
I'm up inside your face
With all my diarrhea
The solid sh** tastes better
Wrapped up in a quesadilla