Yeah I do the shocker
With two fingers in the rear
And I work a b**h to wetness
Underwater puppeteer
But when I'm getting up
In a motherf**ing pregnant b**h
I hook a fetus deep
With my motherf**ing dick
Back in the day
Back when I was in third grade
Little hoes on the floor
Would blow me every Thursday
That was the only day
I wouldn't skip cla**
But I still pa**ed cuz
I was waxing teacher a**
Even 5 years old in
Kindergarten I was rhyming
'Bout all the girls at nap time
That I gave a broken hymen
And this little boy, William
Whose daddy beat his mother
Was unfortunate to be
Allergic to peanut bu*ter
I was slipping Peter Pan and
Skippy in his "samriches"
Hoping that stupid f**
Goes and f**ing vanishes
But he remained the same
Despite a swollen face
So I k**ed his f**ing family
And I didn't leave a trace
Stepping out the Avalon
Smif n Wesson
Tucked in the front
Get f**ed, you c*nt
Pistol grip pump
You couldn't understand
How I could just…
k** a man
If a n***a give me issue
When I frizzle his gristle
It's official I'mma chisel his
Hizzle foshizzle
With pistols
Get distal
Cuz I'm putting bullets
Into yo nipples
Camboi Smif
Dick a p**y slicer
Cutting up c*nt and
k**ing the cypher
I'd be nicer
If I was sane
But I'm f**ing insane
In the membrane
Schizophrenically
Frantic
When I'm manic
You panic
Write a mother
f**ing verse
For every mother
f**ing person
On the track
Make it whack
And slap my fat
Dick on ya back
Spitting the sh**
Which you repent
And you resent
Given me consent
To get inside
Ya goddamn mind
Make ya rhyme
Along the line
Just walk the line
I gotcha back
Like a f**ing head saw
Got Tommy Cash
I bare a 44
Magnum on my f**ing hip
Bump fire semi automatic
Weapons till we dump the clip
I stop for bong rips when
I vacate on an acid trip
Deep throat my flaccid dick
Cuz f** you, b**h, I'm Camboi Smif
I beat the living piss out
Of women in drag punch
A f**ing wine drinking
Degenerate f*g
In the back of his hat
Holding chrome piece target
With the Wesson I carted
Without getting carded
Deaf dumb and retarded
Drag you down to my garden
Plant your dick in the dirt
And kick it like a Spartan
So cold wearing North Faces
Around me is sensible
I'm dropping degrees like
Ya high school principal
The pitiful pinnacle
Pits full of minerals
Invisible visuals
Of digital genitals
Yo n***a I'm flexing
You best to not be stepping
Cuz I'll best you in a flexing test
In front of Johnny Deppin'
Between reps
I be breaking for a cig
I don't like wearing shirts
Because my muscles is so big
Weights up in the air
My armpit hair be bushy
Sweat dripping off my face
Like my semen off a p**y
I can flex my hairs
And grow a f**ing afro
Muscles in my penis
And muscles in my a**hole
Got the pedals turning
Up and down on the elliptical
Richard Simmons, motherf**er
Let's get physical!
b**h axed me to f** off
So I got my f** on
Handed her my penis
That sh**'s for her to s** on
Double fisting a caribou
Lou and a rolling rock
Double penny a p**y
With my balls and my co*k
I'm so hard core
I'll talk sh** to your face
I'll call a h*mos**ual
A f*ggot to their face
I'll call a lesbian
A dyke to their face
I'll call a f**ing Jew
A kike to their face
I'll call a special ed
A retard to their face
I'll call a f**ing woman
A c*nt to her face
I'll call an Arabic a
Sand monkey to their face
I'll call and Indian a
Napkin n***a to their face
I'll call a Chinese
A slant to their face
I'll call a Japanese
A gook to their face
I'll call a Mexican
A spick to their face
I'll call a black person...
Well, I'm white, so I'm not allowed...
You know, because of slavery...