[Verse 1: Calvin Coolidge]
And I'm better than your last, gon' be better than your next one
I'mma marry your mother, you better step son
People saying that I fell off and sh**
I just tell 'em all to fall of my dick
I said what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up hater?
No minor motherf**er, I'm something major
And I get more cut than construction paper
And I mix it with all the sh** that we sip
We're the misfit kids baby, this is it
And now they're callin' me Popeyes the way I make those chickens strip
Ask the man, I got a master plan
With the backhand man, I could slap Japan
I gotta gas can and a match in hand
Two clubs, not talkin' 'bout a matchin' hand
We keepin' it creepin' on people who sleepin'
And livin' the dream to be seen by the team
And I mean I competed and beat it, completed the heat
With no cheatin' believe I achieved it
I used to feel like Dick Cheney, close my eyes and hope I shot one
Til' I came and k**ed the game with Kurt Cobain's shotgun
Blast, and then I attack
And I'm back in a black hat, snap back
The presents' been under the tree since January, I rap fastt
Like alcohol, it'll be hard for ya'll to try to make us freeze up
And if you rep executive, then baby put your E's up
I umbilical cord b**hes, they're always getting cut off
Like the BME Pain Olympics, I'm tryna get my nut off
Transform into a freak, we smokin' something called Decepticon
No one can find this pot that I got, call me a leprechaun
The blame is mine when I'm aiming high
But f** with me and I'll aim inside
So go and get a f**in' brain transplant, and change your mind
I never go tanning, so I'm only being fair, b**h
They said they got the game mapped out, I'mma pull a Blair Witch
If every end is a beginning, then every beginning is an end
So tonight I might need to take your life in order for mine to begin