I was walking down the street one night Looking for something to do When up from the shadows came this horrific fright And his name was Vincent Van Bow! And as he drew close, I started to cry And I slowly backed away When he grabbed my throat Stuck his teeth in my neck And he told me, "Your life will never be the same." Sittin' around in my coffin waiting for the sun to go down Sometimes I get up from my sleep and hang around the town Well you know there ain't much to do Except for go to Steak 'N Shake But all I want is a bloody neck And not some dried-up steak Down here in Kasey, Indiana there ain't much to do at night No one around. Where can a vampire get a bite? I searched the city through and through And all I find is scum like you And you are begging to be just like me I have the power to let you live, or take your life away from you I'm so hungry. What will I do? What will I do? Sittin' around in our coffins waiting for the sun to go down Well time we get up from our sleep and hang around the town Well you know there ain't much to do, except for go to Meijer's store Well that just ain't good enough
I'm longing for something more Down here in Kasey, Indiana there ain't much to do at night No one around. Where can a vampire get a bite? We go downtown to find some gothic punks who hang out every night They're weak and helpless, but they still put up a fight After we finish them I ponder on our thought-about my life It just ain't right Look over there on the TV screen, it's another vampire movie A flying vampire with sharp, bloody teeth The world thinks that's so groovy Everybody wants to live forever [ooh-oh oh oh oh oh oh] They all wish that they could be vampires [ooh-oh oh oh oh oh oh] But I wish that I had something better [ooh-oh oh oh oh oh oh] For [something something something something something] higher HEY! s**!! [screaming] No, no. No I don't wanna die Oh no. Oh no no Get away. No don't take my life, please Don't bite me I don't wanna go [more screaming] I searched the city through and through And all I find is scum like you and you are begging to be just like me After I finish you I ponder on my thought-about my life It just ain't right