Knocked up a lot of b**hes under the sun
I'm the solo, the uno, the god damn one
Tampon done, i love u bloody in a garbage
Everything i see's a demolition and your carnage
Corner of morriss connectin to partridge
She blows me like an n64 cartridge
Shaped like a controller when i ain't sober
Cause when I'm drinkin i'll invite any b**h over
Tag her like I'm spray painting, they hatin
Give em a hell of a time like a watch for satan
I'm like peyton either manning or walter
Best f**ing man i ain't talkin' no alter
Insult her let know she's replaced
Juiced up 22 old yankees ace
Face it u ain't as big as my traps homie
When i freestyle i get daps bride
Slowly i drive i ain't in a rush
f** ya b**h twice and i keep it on the hush hush
Whats writers block i got that hard cider co*k
And my loads gonna be the apple of her eye
Ask why she's pa**ed bi, a lesbo
Just wants to eat the carpet from the get go
Admit bro u ain't a challenger or on my calibur
Im cold like cal a burrrr
Get it you f**ing loser?
Kevin nash all my b**hes i just straight big boot her
Then do a zooter and a vodka shooter
I manuever sharp like a razor ridin like a razor scooter
In her pooper like feces, ya boy no beastie
But i do be a beast see
As i display this way morning night or mid day
You are sloppay as little kid play
b**h stay in the kitchen or doing my laundry
You saw those snap chats "oh you caught me"
Of those other hoes tits
Other dude would be like "oh sh**"
But f**ing not me im co*ky
Hoes always on my co*k when they on e
Bigger then papi, nothin can stop me
Insane as faygo and insane clown posse
Pop me a zanex ill make ur man an ex
Trippin on acid lsd special effects
Kettle one in my system, b**hes i fist em
Never kiss em, cause they all victims
Reppin machouse chillin on clinton
I've been f**ed up since president clinton
Pick in which ho I'm gonna stick my dick in
Playin with her p**y while your finger lickin
Tastin my old nut from fillin the whole s*ut
She nods yes never a no or what
In her bu*t like a rectal thermometer
So big she thought how a tower got in her
Poppin her milk dud drinkin a 40 of bud
Hangin with my buds and rollin up buds
Yeah we thugs when we wanna be
And all these other dudes are machouse wanna-be's
Cal - Birthday lyrics
Album CALZONE