[Verse 1] Pop the cork on yesterday’s wine, ’cause I don’t feel like going out tonight
Let’s spend a couple of forty-fives and order some Chinese stake out
Do the dishes and turn down the lights, watch more sad story for the eighteenth time
I couldn’t think of a better way to spend my Friday night
No, we could’ve charge a taxi cabs, c’mon baby what do you say
[Chorus] I’ll be your cheap date, put my little [?] just wait
So I’m really in the party downtown, I’m more about the right here right now
Think about the loving will make
Think of all the money we’ll save
We don’t have to go far, take me home
I’ll be your cheap date
[Verse 2] If you care much for fancy champagne, unpronounceable fancy French names, I’ll much rather just sit on the couch and make out
Mmm, it’s been long hard week and I don’t want nothing but you holding me
[Chorus] I’ll be your cheap date, putting my little [?] just wait
So I’m really in the party downtown, I’m more about the right here right now
Think about the loving will make
Think of all the money we’ll save
We don’t have to go far, take me home
I’ll be your cheap date
[Chorus] Come a little closer baby
Let me be your cheap date
I’ll be your cheap date, putting my little [?] just wait
‘Cause I’m really in the party downtown, no I’m more about the you and me right here and right now
Think about the loving will make
Think of all the money we’ll save
You don’t have to go far, take me home
I’ll be your cheap date