[Verse 1]
Welcome to my world
Going under like a motherf**er
Get down, get down
I am a motherf**ing God
And all of you motherf**ers are a fishing rod
Oh yeah b**h, people fish for you
And they don't get much
The Jibster is a God and you will be there soon
Come to me, and I'll snap your arm
And b**h slap your face
Are you coming any farther
My god, oh my god I got buried alive
Hey b**h *Stabs Sounds* haha
I stabbed you with a knife
I definitely don't want to die that way
I rather get shot
But I also do not wanna smoke pot
I'm no drug addict and I don't even drink but Mountain Dew
Yea I'm a Dewholic
I'll probably die by too much energy
You know what I am saying, right then good that's settled
Ahh sh** someone hit me with mettle
f** you, here's a motherf**ing sludge hammer
(Ouch) You have no foot wanna lose another hahaha
I'll make sure of it
But there's one thing I should call you Nate
You can't hold up a date
Cause you can't concentrate
That your not straight
Oh jeez am I like Shady I guess I am
I talk about h*mos I don't know
Maybe, It's just cause I like to
Cause he talks about them oh well I guess
Mom, Mom I'm sorry I talked about h*mos
I don't mind them but you should mind
That my brother loves boys
He does, accept him
Oh sh** where did your tit go
And dad don't be abusive you motherf**er
If you hit me again I'll make you lose a foot
Remember sludge hammer, it's a rammer bam
Welcome to Hell
This b**h is not nice to me
Maybe cause she's a virgin and no one likes her
I'll accept her only if she's not mean
Well s** it I'm outta here
What was that I said I'm gone like the wind
So see ya I said yea b**h be gone
Oh, oh, oh yeah you mother
Oh, oh you mother
Motherf**er, we're under-ground
[Hook]
Go leave me alone
I'm underground
That's my private spot
Yeah, yeah, yeah
[Verse 2]
I'm an underground king
I have an underground ring
But I can't sing
No really I can't sing like sh**
That's why I chose rap
Cause I'm better at it
I wanted to be a musician
So the best one I'm good at is being a motherf**ing rapper
I like to rap, rap, rap and my rapping
Is rapping like a rap, rap, rapper
But the crap, crap, crap I say is hurt, hurtful
But I'm a motherf**ing rap God
(Wait I thought Eminem was)
Oh sh** I'm sorry
I'm a motherf**ing second rap God, my mistake
But when I practice rapping fast
I'm unbeatable like me beating you up so f**ing hard
But when I beat
I beat you with a motherf**ing table
And I had some motherf**ing f*ggots
Sign their name with a label
On the f**ing table
Voosh what now haha
Did you just heard what the f** I said
Well I know I didn't
What the hell man I don't make sense
(The hell you do stop trying to be a better rapper
You s** man)
Oh sh** people are dissing me
Well I'll prove them wrong
I never seen people made songs about safety
With them rapping
You have to give me some credit on that
I maybe a newbie but won't be for long
I'm a motherf**ing rap God newbie
(No man your a God of being a rap embarra**ment)
Geez Geez enough man
Don't make me take you out
You motherf**ing devil
Come on, come to me
And I'll k** you, k**, k**, k** you ba*tard
I'm getting outta here I'm in Hell
Bye, bye devil not listening to you anymore
[Hook]
Go leave me alone
I'm underground
That's my private spot
Yeah, yeah, yeah
[Verse 3]
Phew I'm above ground now
That devil is wacko I thought he was a nice person
Don't trust him he's down there for a reason
But I trust God he made us
I love you God
Oh and by the way
I believe in Him cause I'm a Christian
*Beat Stops*
What the hell Goddammit where's the beat
Okay *Beat starts up again*
There it is now
What oh yeah I'm a christian
I read books even the bible of course
It has a good source
Help me I'm hurt I need a nurse
Oh nurse just s** my dick
Yeah baby that feels good
(Ouch) You stupid b**h you bit my dick *Punches her*
Haha if you bite me again I'll knock you out like I just did
Echrist I have a nephew who is Trist In The Mist
Hey Trist wanna find hoes and get a kiss
I'm very likable with me being in sightable
Christable, it's so tragical and magical
Do I make sense of these words being understandable
It's laughable
The devil is out, Oh No
He's going to take me straight back to Hell
Well f** you I like to see you try
I rather be in Heaven, your a sh**faced b**h GET BACK DOWN
f** I'm back here get me out of this underground
I don't like it here
Here's some more motherf**ing F-Bombs
f**er bite me with your motherf**ing teeth
Your a motherf**ing chick
f**, f**, f**ity, f**, f** oh f**
Too many f**ing f** words
Well I like saying the motherf**ing F words it's fun (hehe)
(I'm gonna whip you, Take The Pain)
No b**h your not like Cain
Don't say his phrase he takes the pain
Not me, Cause Cain is a pain
He's my friend he'll k** you
Your screwed man, guess what
Cain: (You take the pain devil) *Whips him three times*
(Ahh stop it, stop it)
You asked for it devil
Your down with the prickness and Cain is going to k** you
(No man no)
Hey sorry and one thing I'm a Whoa Man
You can't k** me but I'm not doing the k**ing
Cain keep whipping him until he dies
This story of you is going to end
Alright Cain let's get out of this hell hole
Alright done
[Hook]
Go leave me alone
I'm underground
That's my private spot
Yeah, yeah, yeah
[Outro]
Let's get going yall