You're not drunk enough if you can count to 30
She had put 4 down already, go birdy
Got me, my accessory
A pretty idiot mixing alc and ecstasy
And I'm shot/shocked[?]
Is that all you got
Digging through her purse and all I found was some pot
Jameson reserved the urge to be creeping back soon
I know there's c**aine being sniffed in that bathroom
She just sneered looked at me retarded eyed
Am I lame? I'm sorry I lied
Your aim is off so is your point of view
When the hand of god pointed at you
He said you were designed to grow up and go s*ut
Gave you a pretty face, nice tits, and no bu*t
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If getting away with murder ain't the way to be
Then getting b**hes all rapey/rabies[?] okay with me
Why would I care who's fake I'm living major lies
I don't relate, I placate, I plagiarize
Save that talk for your friends or go home
I know you're fly, I'm the sh** and won't leave me alone
The word storm kept her underwear warm
Till she dripped on the floor then she slipped out the door
And you like my circle I can tell
Cause you're starry like Orion's belt
I looked in d**h's eyes through my shades
He winked and then ignored me
One look in yours I know your lily white story
I was underground like this buried garage
A car came around better wizardry than Oz
Slipped a 20 said thanks for taking care of this
She's jetted in a 9 eleven like a couple terrorists
And I know it's mundane
Not pharmaceutically lobotomizing my brain
Co-sign don't need a notary
Trying to steal with this b**h's head and hands all over me
Come dummy
I already took your lunch money
Federal on the 101 doing 120
And I'm driving trashed of course
Like I'm the first white dude to crash a Porsche
Even though my name's seen
That sh**'s invisible compared to James Dean
My report wouldn't be history
Make sure I'm cremated so nobody can piss on me
I should drop you off, call it a day
I've got zero condoms anyway
So where you going?