When I first wake I administer the usual morning walk through d**h
no sense in abusing your lungs with pepper I go straight for a high grade phencyclidine with all the extras
then I like to open the walls in the house and since it's never mine I start immediately
I can destroy an entire upstairs six bedroom penthouse in under 15 minutes
and after this one I'll be up to a thousand
for a rush some jump from planes or fly them into builidngs
I blackmail the wives of broadcast guys
and every quarter moon it seems the situation asks for a bit of the old 'demolition'
since none of you can see I won't waste your time with special effects
for these are the hateful and shermed out adventures of a child that dared defy a conformist lifestyle…