Don't Clap For Me -- The Funeral Lyrics
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Clap for Obi-Wan with his Jedi a** (light saber swoosh)
This beats so hard bout to go in and whoop Mehmets a**
Bridge:
Yo Yilmaz! This ain't a game but I'mma give you a quick rundown
Imma take you back to school back to the cla**room and back to the playground
When I'm done with you Memzie you'll be choked up and bed bound
Your track was a setup that I'm about to knock down
Verse 1:
Leyton where I be
Chingford where you are
Your bars were bizarre
Hold tight Rhyming Dictionary
Say you're bringing the heat
But man's so cold man's so frosty
Your flow is so slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
You know me as Obi-Wan
If rap was a game you'd know Obi's Won
I'm the guy that wears swaggish ties and weird shirts
Also known to be a bit of a flirt
Asked for the girls PIN in a**embly
You originate from the country Turkey
But with my 2 eyes I can only see a Chicken (ba-quack)
Clap for Obi-Wan with his Jedi a**
This beats so hard bout to go in and whoop Mehmets a**
I'm worldwide check your Globe, listen carefully with your earlobes
Only the King can wear the robe that's me Obz me Obbbbz
Hook:
Screaming don't clap for me
Realistically no-ones clapping for you (Cricket sound)
Hear that? No Clapping so you better stop rapping
You've got guts you're brave
I respect that
But you're a little embarra**ing
SNAPCHAT
King of CFS
Verse 2:
Get this message through your skull
You're boring and dull
This is your burial but Memz you ready to get buried thoughhhhhhhh?
You were even cut off on the CFS talent show
Hey look, check it there's even an audience for your funeral
How dare you to try holla if you ain't got a dollar (ANNA)
I'm black and I'm whack boy I ain't ashamed (ANNA)
Obi A is my name and rapping is my game (ANNA)
15 mins of fame are up I'm putting you to shame
Hook:
I butcher and murder the beat like Terio OOO KILL EM
Reside in Leyton still slewing man in Chingford
Got some of the coldest and hottest bars in Chingford
I SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN
USA GOVERNMENT
King of CFS
Interlude:
Haha, you thought I was finished fam
But I'm not done yet, I'd like to say a last few words innit
Ashes to Ashes and dust to dust
Year 13. We are gathered here today, as you are all aware, to pay our last tributes and respects of the short lived single "Don't Clap For Me" better known to you as "DCFM" Can we please have a moment of silence
R.I.P DCFM
Outro:
Chatter: "Ahhh you k**ed it, you k**ed it HAHAHA"