[Chorus]
Last night, I lost control of my bowels
This sh** can't be wiped off with no towel
This thong's so comfy and silky
I should've known not eat nothin' milky
I'm mighty f**in' sad 'cause there are sh**stains on my favorite thong
But I don't have to worry, 'cause you're gonna lick it all off
[Verse 1]
I was so caught-up and constipated that I just had to get some relief
So I took a couple laxatives and then my perfect a** just went to sleep
I should've been a bit smarter and I should've worn myself a diaper
But I sh** my f**in' brains out and now my a** is in need of a wiper
There ain't just sh** on the thong but there's sh** on the comforter as well
sh** on the blankets, on my bed, well, ain't that sh** f**in' swell?
Well, I don't need to be a-frowning, n***a, I should be straight-up grinnin'
'Cause your tongue is gonna wipe my dirty sh** off my linens