[Verse 1: Hillary Clinton]
Well let's start with this
I know more about ISIS
My foreign policy
Started that crisis
How nice it is to be
In the Oval Office
Getting unaccountable money
From Wall Street bosses
[Verse 2: Donald Trump]
After I take office
Within one hour
I will a**ume the powers
Of an imperial fascist
And of course
I will say this
We just got endorsed
By 16,000 racists
It's not so bad
I guess they were meant to have
An unprecedented incompetent president
The illegal residents
Will not be allowed to reside
Immigrants will be hunted nationwide
America's turn to the dark side
Will be unbelievable
And unmistakable
My d**h Star will be fully operational
[Verse 3: Hillary Clinton]
Build a wall
Is Donald Trump's plan
We can't be small
Like Donald Trump's hands
We must be at least as big
As the man who calls women pigs
In this election we're facing
Questions
Too much inequality
Too little upward mobility
And it's not hard to see
Who has the answers
Bernie Sanders
[Verse 4: Donald Trump]
Remember November 8th
Will be a horrible day
Women, gays and people will be
Voting 15 times for Hillary
But she doesn't even look very well to me
[Verse 5: Hillary Clinton]
Don't tell me I'm not feeling well
I feel just swell
Don't tell me I should just kinda quit
I'm not unfit
[Verse 6: Donald Trump]
A vote for me is really wack
It's a suicidal pact
It's a suicidal pact
For our country
[Verse 7: Hillary Clinton]
The next president
Will be female
I will defeat Trump
Like I delete emails