[Intro: Unknown Voice]
I see you when you're sleeping
I know when you're awake
I know if you've been bad or good, but I'll k** you anyway
[Intro: G-Mo Skee]
Oh, guess what time of year it is? f**in' Christmas. Whoopty f**ing doo. Everybody's happy, yipee! Open your f**in' presents, drink your eggnog and all that sh**! Oh you love Christmas? Oh I'm going to make you love Christmas just a little more. You f**in' f*ggot! Listen!
[Verse 1: G-Mo Skee]
On December 25, everybody's in the midst
Of opening gifts, pissing me off, making me sick
Well let me explain why Christmas is full of sh**
Why I hate it so f**in' much and why it shouldn't exist
First of all you don't even know what you're celebrating
Christmas is hella Pagen, you're all going to hell with Satan
Along with the Christians and Catholic delegation
For selling you n***as a dream the devil himself created
Before Mary got knocked up by that n***a Joseph
Saturnalia was a festival during winter solstice
Don't expect to get into Heaven that sh** is hopeless
Cause you've been worshiping the Devil but you didn't know it
So quit acting like Christmas is an act of Christ
Cause it originated in Ancient Rome for savage types
They'd have orgies for like 8-straight f*ggot nights
And on the 25 they performed a human sacrifice
f**ig heathen holiday that sh** is two-faced
But you don't ask questions you just pa** around fruit cake
And lust for material things, like a true snake
And do fake sh** for your family and your roommates
I hate this f**ing season and all of its fiction
I demand the government abolishes Christmas
So I'm going to the White House, dropping my britches
Showing my black a** and telling Obama to kiss it
[Hook: G-Mo Skee]
I just did a 187 on your Christmas b**hes
Your favorite motherf**ing holiday is finna' get the business
I just did a 187 on your Christmas b**hes
Put a d**h wish on your Christmas gift list
And pray to your God ask for his forgiveness
[Verse 2: G-Mo Skee]
They claim Jesus was delivered during winter, na dog
If he was born in a manger he would've froze his balls off
That type of sh** makes me want to walk to a small mall
Stand in line for ten minutes and break Santa Clause jaw
Speaking of Santa let me run some Christian thoughts by you
Didn't yall's bible tell you not to worship false idols
You still lie to your kids
Got them thinking some fat f** is bringing something fly to the crib
The name Santa is an annagram
Put the N right behind the last motherf**ing A and there you have it fam
Satan Clause tricking yall with his magic plan
Elves are involved in witchcraft its a ma**ive scam
During the Civil War Santa wasn't even human
He was a stupid f**ing elf who supported the Union
Coca Cola changed his image for money wads
And transformed that motherf**er to a chubby slob
The real Saint Nick was under christian church influence
And he was rebellious during the great persecution
They say he could perform miracles, work allusions
And revive dead bodies no matter how hurt or gruesome
In conclusion, f** Christmas this is true
That holiday has been pa**ed down and twisted too
You carry on a heathen tradition that's wicked fool
And remain ignorant like all the Christians do
[Hook: G-Mo Skee]
I just did a 187 on your Christmas b**hes
Your favorite motherf**ing holiday is finna' get the business
I just did a 187 on your Christmas b**hes
Put a d**h wish on your Christmas gift list
And pray to your God ask for his forgiveness