I was walking home from school one day
When I saw Danny standing there
I tried to show him my dirty underwear
He showed me his and nothing would compare
And he said
You're ugly
What the f** gave birth to you?
You're ugly
And I bet your mom is too
You're ugly
Man what's with that do?
You're ugly because you're ugly
I kinda wonder when I think back to those days
Why did all the boys get scared and run away?
So I looked in the mirror to see if it was true
My reflection looked at me like it was scared too
And it said
You're ugly
What the f** gave birth to you?
You're ugly
And I bet your mom is too
You're ugly
Man what's with that do?
You're ugly because you're ugly
Let me tell you guys a little story about my second grade love
His name was Danny and he looked so good this one day in his plaid Tuffskins
And every day after school I would go pick him up at his cla**room
And one day these three girls came out before he did
And this one girl named Heidi Weller had this handful of pumpkin seeds
And I said, "Let me see those pumpkin seeds," and she said, "No."
And I grabbed her hand and I said, "Let me see those pumpkin seeds now, b**h!"
And I looked at them and they had Danny Irving's name written on every one of them damn pumpkin seeds
And I said, "Hey b**h! That's my boyfriend! Why do you have my boyfriend's name written on all your pumpkin seeds? I'm gonna have to kick your f**in' a**, b**h!"
And you know what she had the nerve to say to me?
She said
You're ugly
What the f** gave birth to you?
You're ugly
And I bet your mom is too
You're ugly
Man what's with that do?
You're ugly because you're ugly