Busdriver:
Uh oh
Nocando:
'ey I don't need no popper stoppers,
cause the money in the pop.
Nocando, Busdriver.
Busdriver:
Wait hold on though
Nocando:
Project blowed
Busdriver:
Don't say my name though
Nocando:
Poppin P's profusely
Busdriver:
I don't want people to know I'm on this song
Nocando:
These sneaker geek emcees to me is so Broke Back
So f** s**y in '09 I'm bringing broke back
Busdriver:
Your favorite rapper's brawny
Wearing a French braided hair shirt
My bank account been scrawny
Since I was a 10th grader square twerp
Nocando:
Your favorite rapper is extravagant
Aside from his pompous name
He's like a nursery with more cribs than John McCain
Busdriver:
Your favorite dude champions every Chicago city slum
From his condominium
While brandishing his implausible mini-gun
Nocando:
He sells more d** than the FDA
He's ready for war like FDR
I believe him whole-heartedly
Because he keeps saying it in every bar
Busdriver:
Your favorite guy said he shot n***as
On the gra** lawn in his rap song
But he's sweeter than baked goods
When he claims his hood as Capcom
Nocando:
Your favorite rapper's got Alzheimer's
Repeats himself like a old timer
He works harder than a gold miner
When it comes to picking ghostwriters
Busdriver:
And me, I'm your least favorite
With a haircut like a pineapple
Wearing khakis torn singing hi-soprano
Loading candy corns like it's live ammo
Nocando:
What's wrong with you?
Busdriver:
Oh, Oh! I'm your least favorite rapper
My records only get released in Anchorage, Alaska
Nocando:
What's wrong with you?
Busdriver:
Oh, Oh! I'm your least favorite rapper
Rummaging through debris of screenplays and actors
Nocando:
What the f** is wrong with you?
Busdriver:
Oh, Oh! I can't lease space ships from NASA
Because I'm the least favorite rapper
Nocando:
What's wrong with you?
Busdriver:
I am your least favorite
I am your least favorite
I am your least favorite
Nocando:
I am your least favorite rapper
my release date is after
the D-Day disaster
I need to get cheesecake for master
Busdriver:
I am your least favorite Flavor Flav impersonator
Pissing on the circuit breaker
Nocando:
While the strippers do the percolator
Busdriver:
I will be spell-checking some blurb in the paper
Nocando:
Read by the type of hipster
That don't like me yellin all kinds of n***as
While I'm vibing with you like Michael Richards
n***a, n***a, n***a, n***a, n***a, n***a, n***a, n***a
Busdriver:
Still unliked because my leading single's about
Laser beams and force fields
And my hoopty's not full of groupies
Just Mabellyne and orange peels
But I'll serve n***as at the Pizza hut
Nocando:
And the suburban kids say I'm not street enough
But compared to them I'm street as f**
Busdriver:
I will put USB ends in their tween c*nts
Nocando:
When it comes to this nerd rap
It seems like the black thing's a problem
You know what I Idi A-mean
I feel like the last king of Scotland
Busdriver:
So my job has me cultivating all the white guilt
Dipping Polaroids in rice milk
Smacking Souja Boy wearing corduroys
And an iced grill
Nocando:
The new rap fans listen to 'Ye
Start sniffing the yay pretending they're gay
Put a switch in their hips and a feminine sway
Just to convince the women to stay
Busdriver:
And sell out like it was Christmas Day
And give everyone an admission to pay
For a tit in the face
Nocando:
I was beginning to say
What came first the chicken or egg
The twist in the fray, dissident fan that listens today
Dissipates visits and strays
What the f**
Did our whole approach to business decay
Busdriver:
We underused all the parlor tricks
Instead of talking about art and sh**
I should have put my hardened dick
In the hind quarters of Time Warner
Nocando:
It's over!
That fool just served Time Warner,
fools are sniffin' yay,
that fool had tits at your Christmas party!
Shout out to Forest Whitaker, Idi Amin!
Yeah!
Nocando:
What's wrong with you?
Busdriver:
Oh, Oh! I'm your least favorite rapper
My records only get released in Anchorage, Alaska
Nocando:
What's wrong with you?
Busdriver:
I'm your least favorite rapper
Rummaging through debris of screenplays and actors
Nocando:
What the f** is wrong with you?
Busdriver:
Oh, Oh! I can't lease space ships from NASA
Because I'm your least favorite rapper
Nocando:
What's wrong with you?
Busdriver:
I am your least favorite
I am your least favorite
I am your least favorite