We played Dallas
All the freaks hit the dance floor about nowish
I'm on couches
Getting compliments from strangers holding a bowl of fruit salad
But I'm standoffish
With a million dollar grin like I ran for office
And you got tan blotches
On your shaft looking like monster mash
Yeah you got Gandaph's dick
My game gets night vigils
On a k** streak I make two freaks s** like I sell icicles
When I tell you bite the nipple
With my speaking voice the seat gets moist and the cellulite wiggles
It looks like whales bathing
I get the clit excited and I get cited for tailgating
Make that booty drop
Girls in Montana I got them on camera like a movie prop
Girl that booty crazy
[Hook]
Shake it
Ooh ooh Its so squishy
Ooh ooh Its so squishy
Ooh ooh Its so squishy
Ooh ooh Its so squishy
Can I touch it, should I touch it
Ooh ooh Its so squishy
Ooh ooh Its so squishy
You want me to touch it
You do what you do best I do my best to get you undressed
You think I...
You do what you do best I do my best to get you undressed
You think I...
You think I won't?
Watch out for the big girl (alright then!)
When her bottom lip curls (alright then!)
Suffering from a licked pearl (alright then!)
She's a squirter I'm pulled further underneath the rip curl
I'm in a different city I don't really know nobody
But I met this chick and now I'm feeling on her lower body
Exaggerated booty make a n***a fill a tip jar
Looking like it was produced by Pixar
African booty with a medicine man and a rain forest
Looking like the back of race horses
If your diet's primarily carbohydrates you can be my date
I'll give you several main courses
[Busdriver puts on a voice and talks]
For sure
The f** is this man?
Come on, we didn't come here for all this booty talk
The f** man, want to hear you kick some conscious sh**
It's an election year
Obama k**s a hundred people via cellular phone
Simply by summoning all the predator drones
To vaporize an inactive base camp
World stage faceplant
The liberal commentator comes with a vague rant
That couldn't give a policy maker a leg cramp
But is called a gay tramp by the Texan lethal injection state champ
I make them thighs melt
When I keep pushing on the seat cushion I field those cries for help
This is something you can't do yourself
And she's so loyal all post-coital making me a tuna melt
Because I'm on one
[Repeat of Hook]