Last night we all tried to lie to the girls we’re running with We said ain’t no party tonight, yeah, the boys are staying in It’s Texas Hold ‘Em and a bunch of beer, as soon as we get off work So why don’t y’all stay home tonight and we’ll pick you up before church We all left our trucks in the drive, had Billie come pick us up Took us a midnight road trip ended up at a country club In Huntsville, Alabama, 82 miles from our hometown We thought ain’t no way word’s gonna get back, them girls won’t ever find out Well I met a brown haired beauty soon as we walked in And we pulled up a table next to her and all her friends And it was goin’ good till she pulled up Facebook then she laughed out loud Said you’re datin’ my cousin, you dirty dog, I’m callin’ her right now Well, it’s gonna be a real bad night headin’ up on 65 There’s gonna be hell to pay as soon as we pull in I know that brunette ratted us out And I don’t blame her, but I’m thinking about Ashley, Britney, Jess and Jamie-Lynn It’s gonna be an F-5 twister in the front yard
‘Cause we said that the boys were staying in Yeah, the boys are staying in Well, it’s awful quiet inside this truck, we ain’t said a word at all And I’d say between the four of us we’ve had 52 missed calls Them girls are gonna ring us out and there ain’t no way to run Right now we’re all regrettin’ we eva taught them how to shoot those guns Yeah, it’s gonna be a real bad night headin’ up on 65 There’s gonna be hell to pay as soon as we pull in I know that brunette ratted us out And I don’t blame her, but I’m thinking about Ashley, Britney, Jess and Jamie-Lynn It’s gonna be an F-5 twister in the front yard ‘Cause we said that the boys are staying in Yeah, the boys are staying in So it’s gonna be a real bad night headin’ up on 65 There’s gonna be hell to pay as soon as we pull in I know that brunette ratted us out It’s hard to blame her, but I’m thinking about Ashley, Britney, Jess and Jamie-Lynn It’s gonna be an F-5 twister in the front yard ‘Cause we said that the boys were staying in Yeah, the boys are staying in