More often a novel
What's word's owning is worth fighting for
whether it be life, love or the pursuit of happiness
mom's apple-pie
or even something as basic as s**
and don't go knocking it
that three-letter-word makes a mockery
of the four-letter-onces that tries to cheapen it
It's a wonderful game for people of all ages
and even for losers it's worth a try
That's good morning and good bye
[Buck 65]
They sit in your section
they think you gentle and nice
you bring gla**es of water
with lentils and rice
Old-fashioned outfits
it also appears
their tips are greater
when you don't wear bra**ieres
They give you their orders
and watch when you write them
wishing that you
could be their menu item
They wanna be breast-fed
the day you get work off
with you in their thoughts
they walk home and then jerk off
You look like a model
so young and intrepid
the regular customers
are old and decrepit
The food is here rotten
but the service is stellar
I know that I love her
and I wish I could tell her
But they don't know your name
cause you don't really care
as long as they tip you
and stay in their chair
They swallow their tongues
in a venom, dirty wipers
if you tell them a lie
and changes the dirty diapers