[Sample] Hold it right there It's me Johnny I knew it was you I could smell ya getting of the elevator It's Gardenias Johnny Your favourite You was here last night too, wasn't ya? I was singing at the Blue Monkey last night You was here And you was smooching with my brother Don't give me that You been smooching with everybody Snuffy, Al, Leo...Little Moe with the gimpy leg Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff... I could go on forever baby You have me all wrong All right, i believe you
But my Tommy Gun don't Get down on your knees and tell me you love me Baby! I'm over the moon for you You gotta do better than that If my Love was an ocean Lindy'd have to take 2 airplanes to get across it Maybe i'm off my hinges But i believe you That's why i'm gonna let you go I'm gonna give you till the count of three... To get your lousy...lying...lowdown, four-flushing carcas out my door One! Two! Hahahaha... Three! Merry Christmas you filthy animal and a happy New Year